6.20.2012

At The Gate Of Sethu - Nile review


Nile is a band that likes two things: Egyptian mythology and long song titles. their seventh, and newest, album At The Gates Of Sethu keeps both those trends going. for quite a while, the longest title in my iTunes library was "I Tamper With The Evidence At The Murder Site of Odin" by Dethklok, from The Dethalbum II. since i got my hands on Nile's newest, that award has gone to "The Gods Who Light Up The Sky At The Gate Of Sethu". the band also has the distinction of being the first death metal band that i can clearly understand the lyrics from.

considering all of Nile's previous works that i've heard came from their last album, Those Whom The Gods Detest, i'm not too sure what to say about At The Gate Of Sethu compared to their older albums. it is, however, the only time i've been able to bang my head while something about Osiris or Ra or what-have-you is playing. 

***RATING***- 3.5/5

5.10.2012

Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition review


yesterday, i bought Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition and pretty quickly found out how addicting this game really can be once you know what you're doing. i tried it before on my laptop, and just couldn't get into it. i think it was the fact that unless you have a guid or something pulled up when you're crafting things, or are playing with a friend who knows what things go into what spots on the crafting window, nothing really happens too quickly.


the part of the game that really drew me in was the 360-exclusive tutorial level. you spawn into a world with quite a few things already prepared for you, one thing included is a partial shelter for the first night that you have to finish building. it tells you how to pull up and use the inventory window (pictured above)  and so much more. once you survive the first night, you are free to wander the rest of the tutorial world. there's a small village just a short walk away from your first shelter that can be used. i personally didn't keep going in the tutorial world, i jumped right into multiplayer with some friends and started doing things with them.


the crafting in the Xbox 360 edition is different than the computer version. for one, you don't have to drag the individual pieces into the crafting window; instead you simply pick from the list of things to make and if you have all the items, you press A and then it appears in your inventory.

the Xbox 360 edition is my first real Minecraft experience, and as far into it as i am i really enjoy it. not only is it a pretty fun game, it's also a good booster for your gamerscore. the achievements are simple to get and pretty much revolve around crafting/cooking items. there are a few avatar awards to unlock as well. if you have 1600 MSP to spend, spend it on this.

***RATING***- 7/5

(by the way, my gamertag is kbyyru.)

5.02.2012

Burger King video game reviews

after cleaning out my game collection recently, i found that i still had my copies of these gems. Burger King put out 3 Xbox/Xbox 360 games in November 2006 as marketing tools. at the time, they cost $3.99 each with the purchase of a combo meal. i got all 3 from Amazon for around $6-$7 plus shipping.


first up is Sneak King. Sneak King is what happens when you crossbreed the Burger King and Solid Snake. it's a stealth game much like Metal Gear Solid or Manhunt, minus the weapons and violence in general. the point of the game is to sneak around the level handing food to the hungry people. this is where the stealth really comes into play: if anybody at all sees you, hungry or not, you lose any multiplier you've gotten (some missions will fail you if you are seen at all, or if your multiplier goes below a certain point). you can find hiding spots throughout the level, which actually give you a higher score per delivery if you give someone food while hiding in them. the people wandering around hungry don't just stay that way either; they get hungrier and hungrier until they simply pass out right where they are.

Sneak King is not like many other stealth games. beside the fact your goal is to feed the hungry people, you can wander the level and actually choose which missions you do in what order. you can even skip half the missions so long as you complete the other half. if you complete all 80 missions throughout all the levels, you unlock a stealth suit. i haven't actually gotten this far in the game yet, so i can't say what the suit looks like or if it has any bonuses to it.

***RATING***- 3.5/5


next is Big Bumpin'. this is almost exactly what it looks like: bumper cars driven by Burger King characters. there's different game modes such as hockey that can be played. on certain modes, traps appear in the arena, such as pits that you fall in and power saws that damage your car. naturally, bumping your opponents' cars damages them too. once your car takes enough damage, you're out of the game. i actually haven't played this one very much at all because the AI is some of the worst i've ever seen and is practically unplayable solo. i'd suggest getting at least one other person to go through a game or two with you so it's not so bad.

***RATING***- 2/5


last up is Pocketbike Racer. this is a throwback to the old school kart racing games such as Mario Kart. you have the same Burger King characters to choose from, as well as a few different bikes. there's 5 courses to race on, one being the parking lot of a Burger King restaurant (who'd have thought it?) powerups can be collected to use against your opponents; these vary from bottle rockets (homing and non-homing) to a disruptor that reverses the controls of the opponent that it hits. the gates on the track unlock better weapons as players go through them.

***RATING***- 2.5/5

out of all 3 games, Sneak King is probably my favorite. the other 2 are full of glitches and like to freeze a lot. also, Xbox Live players are all but nonexistent. the ones who do play i seriously think have hacked their games because the Pocketbike Racer leaders always have lap times of 0:00. if you really want any of these games, go to your local Gamestop and dig through the bargain bin. they're about $.99 a piece last i saw them.

Born Villain - Marilyn Manson review


Born Villain, Marilyn Manson's first release in almost three years, was intended by Manson to be his comeback album. this was welcome news after expecting another High End of Low-type album. when the first single, No Reflection, was released online i snapped it up (well, having a bit of Amazon credit helped) hoping for the best. what i got was something similar to the days of Holy Wood were upon us again.

as Born Villain goes on, it turns into something like a punk version of Holy Wood. it honestly sounds like Manson has found a new sound for himself that doesn't stray from the norm. this album is definitely his comeback, but i think he was a bit off when he described it as "suicide death metal". i'm not sure what his definition of death metal is, but this really isn't it. also, the bonus track at the end (You're So Vain) includes Johnny Depp on guitar and drums. i was originally thinking he was going to be a guest vocalist or something.

***RATING***- 4/5

4.23.2012

A fine evening with Cannibal Corpse and friends.


so, my good friend The Cynical Death Metal Elitist is demanding i do a review of this concert because he was unable to go. this was back on April 19, my memory of the little details of the show are pretty much gone but i'll write down what i can remember.

the first band up, Arkaik, was nothing special in my opinion. didn't care much for their performance, music, just did not like them.

Abysmal Dawn was surprisingly good. i mean, they were really good. nice facemelting solos and the music was just begging to be frantically headbanged to. they got one more fan that night, that's for sure. i'd gladly go to another Abysmal Dawn show.

Exhumed had some of the best stage presence i've seen in a long time. a couple times during their set they had some demented doctor-looking character come out and rev a chainsaw over the audience. then, during the last song, he came out with a prop severed head and poured fake blood out of the neck onto the  people in front of the stage. musically, i thought they were pretty mediocre. their stage antics saved them for me. and, i met up with their singer while waiting for Cannibal Corpse to come on and got a picture with him.

then, came Cannibal Corpse. out of their 20 or so songs played, 3 were from their newest release, Torture. (Demented Aggression, Scourge of Iron, As Deep As The Knife Will Go, for those who are interested.) also played were some from Vile and Evisceration Plague, along with older songs than those. George (their singer) actually challenged the crowd to headbang enough to keep up with him. "You will fail, but you can still try," were his words on the subject. then of course they dedicated a song to the ladies of the crowd, "horny or not" as George put it. (they did Priests of Sodom instead of their usual Fucked With A Knife.) i shook the hand of, and got a picture, with their bassist Alex Webster after the show was over. i stayed a bit longer hoping to meet George in person but he never showed.

amazing concert, easily worth the wait to see it.

oh my god you guys you don't even know how amazing it was.

3.12.2012

Torture - Cannibal Corpse review


as a somewhat new Cannibal Corpse fan, i was initially hesitant to buy this album. BUT, the pre-order exclusive shirt bundle was too awesome to pass up. (i actually got mine today, and the release date is tomorrow.)

(told you it was awesome.)


anyway, there were more tracks released early than i was honestly expecting for something from this genre: Demented Aggression, Scourge of Iron, and Encased In Concrete. Demented Aggression was the song that got me interested in Cannibal Corpse, and after listening to their previous albums Kill and Evisceration Plague i became a fan. 

Torture's first 2 tracks honestly remind me of Vile. don't know why, they just do. but as the album goes on, i don't know if it's reminiscent of their previous works or not so i'll just say it's totally brutal. (because it is either way.) also, Torture has none of those smaller, 1:30 or so long tracks. all 13 are full-length songs.

all in all, Torture is a great album. i'm glad i got it.

***RATING***- 5/5

2.17.2012

Blood For The Master - Goatwhore review (or, the most metal Valentine's Day in recent memory.)


as the title said, Goatwhore's newest offering Blood For The Master dropped on Valentine's Day this year. sadly, i wasn't able to get hold of it until just today. i had heard one song from the album, Collapse In Eternal Worth, early on and thought "no intro? must just be a teaser or something." nope, that's how the song starts. about half a second of intro then the song kicks in.

after Collapse ends, the album just keeps going, not missing a beat. and when i say "not missing a beat", i actually mean "it just keeps kicking you in the gut after the first track knocks you down."

i'm actually finding it pretty hard coming up with things to say about it other than "brutal". it's just something that you'll have to listen to to understand.

late Valentine's present to myself, totally worth it. \m/

***RATING***- 4.5/5